aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
Hardcore burnt the roof of my mouth on a shumai dumpling and it is pealing, and it hurts, and I tried to tear the skin that is pealing away so it could being to heal but I just tore it further and lyfeee maaan.
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably